dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president
"how will i explain gay couples to my children”
if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love
i just wanna know why one direction hasnt been on jimmy fallon yet he is literally like their biggest fan and that would be the funniest interview ever who can i call to make that happen
Baby when they look up at the sky, we'll be shooting stars just passing by...
fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him